Hatters Diary - Forthcoming Events

Yep, get your A to Z out because we're off to do a pub in each street ( and station) on the board in one day. Its gonna be a good one.

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Grab your water pistols we're off house trashin'. Its No-Shag yearly barbecue, so get on your macs, and we'll try and get kicked out of the pub before we get there this time.

Be there...Nuff said!

Following in the footsteps of such monumental tours as Dactari The Poacher tour, and Hit for CPVI tour, the boys are once again on patrol.

We'll be donning our flourescent warpaint and with more balls than a well hung donkey we'll be seeking the answers to such un-answered questions as:-
- How much drink can you consume before you die?
- Is it possible to burn to death drinking Flaming Sambukas?
- Who is it who keeps sneaking around in the middle of the night and chucking up?
- What causes Pirate to get black eyes when he's off his head?

All these questions and more probably won't be answered on our return

Oh and by the way, if you've booked that yearly quiet holiday with the family for CP - Longleat on that weekend, I would thoroughly recommend moving your vacation to the roundabout under junction 12 of the M25 it could be quieter and far less stressfull.

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Just to prove that boys don't grow up they just get bigger toys the hatters are off to SegaWorld at the Trocadero in London for a most serious bit of joystick jostling and paddle pumping.

Water throwing? Would we!

They really were so, so, stupid. No-Shags work mates think they're so hard, they're in for a shock because the hatters are gonna whip their butts. We'za gonna take that smoke grenade and shove it up their bottoms until they bleed.

Pirates Walking the Plank game

Gunfight at the No-Shag Coral

Ezzas Eggciting game

Fatblokes Spoons

Robbies Battleships II (The Revenge)

Sherrifs Lock em up Ludo

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Attending Hatters:

• Robbie From Take That
• No-Shag
• FatBloke
• Pochahuntas (sic)
• Eric the Viking
• Pirate

Game rundown:

• Formula Fatbloke - A beery version of Formula De, No-Shags early comment of 'Theres not enough beer in this game' was soon silenced when it started flowing at obscene speed. Pirate showed his normal complete inability to grasp the tactics of the game, and Poco started as he meant to go on by winging about the game being crap and promptly coming last.
• No-Shags Cornflake Game -
• Ezza's Shoot Em Up
• Pirates Projectiles
• Robbies Hopskotch
• Pokies Beery Diplomacy

Well, what can I say, be there, or you're a GRUNT.
Loads more comin' 'n everyfin'

Final game information:

• Beastie does the collecting game.
• FatBlokes Squares Game
• No-Shags Cricket
• Robbies Battleships
• Erics bottle of beer game
• Sheriffs didn't happen game
• Adventure Golf
• Pool
• Putty putting
• Snooker Loppy
• Fil Rouge 'Arse'

Security Guards

Tango sensation

Close Protection

Roadie Goes awol

1st-3rd March 1996: The Oriental Paintball Bash

Or Cat-Shaggers extreme

Friday PM - No-Shags place getting slaughtered, FatBloke will be in the builders most of the afternoon getting slaughtered, meet you there

Saturday - D'n'D is cancelled so we're England rugby abusing

Saturday Night - Beer, oh yes serious beer

Sunday - Pistol Popping Paintball Time

Cost is UKP25.00 I believe for Paintball known attendees are:-
No-Shag the ever lonely
Eric the Viking
Beastie the Pirate Blood
Fat Bloke in the corner

Result:

Well we had a big no show from both Viking and Robbie from Take That, girls