Following in the footsteps of such monumental tours as Dactari The Poacher tour, and Hit for CPVI tour, the boys are once again on patrol.
We'll be donning our flourescent warpaint and with more balls than a well hung donkey we'll be seeking the answers to such un-answered questions as:-
- How much drink can you consume before you die?
- Is it possible to burn to death drinking Flaming Sambukas?
- Who is it who keeps sneaking around in the middle of the night and chucking up?
- What causes Pirate to get black eyes when he's off his head?
All these questions and more probably won't be answered on our return
Oh and by the way, if you've booked that yearly quiet holiday with the family for CP - Longleat on that weekend, I would thoroughly recommend moving your vacation to the roundabout under junction 12 of the M25 it could be quieter and far less stressfull.
Lifes one big
|The Weigh In|
|Doc holidays Pair up & Pork out|
|Crazier than Crazy Golf|
|The Old Cantina|
|Wild Bill Chuckups Day in the life of a Cowboy Game|
|No-Shags Boot Hill Shoot Out aka The Gut The Bad & the Ugly|
|Wanky Wild West Wagon Wheel Wickedness|
The following tasks have been handed out by No-Shag
|Pirate||Produce the score sheet,sort out the beer. Do the c**t down
Provide a Ballot box
|Robbie||It's about time we had a new bit of Robbieism for the old back passage........chockie starfish being a favourite. Also design and publish a forfeit register for use over the full weekend.|
|Ezza||A suitable fil rouge is required along the wild west theme.......fill your boots. Also dead pig and hens exhaust required|
|Riff||Secret merchandising in the form of an HQ poster(s) along the lines that we discussed earlier.
Bit should be released on the www prior to the event so we'll need to release it to FB for incorporation on the
official hatters page.
|FB:||Kitting out Roadie in a suitable cowboy outfit. Riffs bit to be posted up on the page.|
The tour shirt this year
Last Update: 9th June 1998