Hatters Diary
Saturday 31st July 1999 - Fat Blokes Circle Line Pub Crawl
Except that London Underground have fiendishly tried to stop us by shutting the Circle Line. However we have a cunning plan... All we need is some little wheels with flanges.
10th July 1999 - No-Shags Annual Croydon Wetbecauseitsyou
Grab your hoses we're off reputation trashin'. Its No-Shag yearly barbecue, start with some gin, then a Mr Jolly showing, then off down the pub for some large ones please Monica.
Be there... or be dry...
June 1999 - CPVIII - Nottingham
'The Eight Escape'
Saturday 1st August 1998 - Fat Blokes Monopoly Board of London Pub Crawl
Yep, get your A to Z out because we're off to do a pub in each street ( and station) on the board in one day. Its gonna be a good one.
11th July 1998 - No-Shags Croydon Barbecue
Grab your water pistols we're off house trashin'. Its No-Shag yearly barbecue, so get on your macs, and we'll try and get kicked out of the pub before we get there this time.
Be there...Nuff said!
5th - 8th of something 1998 - CPVII Longleat
'The Magnificent Seven'
April 1998 - Boys getting younger tour
Just to prove that boys don't grow up they just get bigger toys the hatters are off to SegaWorld at the Trocadero in London for a most serious bit of joystick jostling and paddle pumping.
July 1997 - The No-Shag still getting older Bar-B-Q
Water throwing? Would we!
July 1997 - Pistol Whipping Paintball
They really were so, so, stupid. No-Shags work mates think they're so hard, they're in for a shock because the hatters are gonna whip their butts. We'za gonna take that smoke grenade and shove it up their bottoms until they bleed.
April 1997: CPVI - Longleat
'Hit for CPVI, the Sprainpotting tour'
27th-30th September 1996: CPV.5 - Elveden
'Robbies Jobbie'
26th-29th April 1996: CPV - Nottingham
'Til They Cry Tour'
1st-3rd March 1996: The Oriental Paintball Bash
Or Cat-Shaggers extreme
Friday PM - No-Shags place getting slaughtered, FatBloke will be in the builders most of the afternoon getting slaughtered, meet you there
Saturday - D'n'D is cancelled so we're England rugby abusing
Saturday Night - Beer, oh yes serious beer
Sunday - Pistol Popping Paintball Time
Cost is UKP25.00 I believe for Paintball known attendees are:-
No-Shag the ever lonely
Eric the Viking
Beastie the Pirate Blood
Fat Bloke in the corner
Result:
Well we had a big no show from both Viking and Robbie from Take That, girls...